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What's the best advice that your father gave you?
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Simon Fletcher
2004-08-05 15:18:34 UTC
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What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life in
general ?
Dan Holzman
2004-08-05 16:22:27 UTC
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Post by Simon Fletcher
What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life in
general ?
Never eat at a place called "Mom's."
Never play poker with a guy named "Doc."
Never draw to an inside straight.
The Cunning Linguist :Þ
2004-08-05 23:52:30 UTC
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| In article <***@posting.google.com>,
| Simon Fletcher <***@hotmail.com> wrote:
| >What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
| >father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life in
| >general ?
|
| Never eat at a place called "Mom's."
| Never play poker with a guy named "Doc."
| Never draw to an inside straight.

Who was your father, Kenny Rogers?
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Talesin
2004-08-06 18:57:13 UTC
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On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 18:52:30 -0500, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ"
Post by The Cunning Linguist :Þ
| >What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
| >father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life in
| >general ?
|
| Never eat at a place called "Mom's."
| Never play poker with a guy named "Doc."
| Never draw to an inside straight.
Who was your father, Kenny Rogers?
Who was your father, Mr Rogers?


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The Most Offensive (Phuk Yew)
2004-08-05 16:33:13 UTC
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"Dont be a dumbass."
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DeathWish
2004-08-05 21:50:51 UTC
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I always got "measure twice, cut once." 9_9
My dad likes woodworking. =/
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The Most Offensive (Phuk Yew)
2004-08-06 02:17:42 UTC
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I always got "measure twice, cut once." 9_9
My dad likes woodworking. =/
I hope that wasnt your relationship motto.
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DeathWish
2004-08-06 13:22:44 UTC
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I always got "measure twice, cut once." 9_9
My dad likes woodworking. =/
I hope that wasnt your relationship motto.
With my father? No. I've always had a really great relationship with my
father. With both my parents, actually. They're amazing people which I love
and respect very much. :)
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The Most Offensive (Phuk Yew)
2004-08-06 20:09:17 UTC
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Lol, thats not what I meant hun. Not with your father and not THAT kind of
relationships, lmfao.
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I always got "measure twice, cut once." 9_9
My dad likes woodworking. =/
I hope that wasnt your relationship motto.
With my father? No. I've always had a really great relationship with my
father. With both my parents, actually. They're amazing people which I love
and respect very much. :)
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"Dont be a dumbass."
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DeathWish
2004-08-07 00:44:39 UTC
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I was up late, you'll have to excuse me. Just chalk it up to a blond moment
or something.

To answer your original question properly then.... if it works, don't knock
it. ;p
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Lol, thats not what I meant hun. Not with your father and not THAT kind of
relationships, lmfao.
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I always got "measure twice, cut once." 9_9
My dad likes woodworking. =/
I hope that wasnt your relationship motto.
With my father? No. I've always had a really great relationship with my
father. With both my parents, actually. They're amazing people which I
love
Post by DeathWish
and respect very much. :)
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"Dont be a dumbass."
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What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
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Gargoyle
2004-08-06 06:02:52 UTC
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Well, hon, I feel sorry for your hubby if ya ever catch him cheating on
you! hehehe


On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 13:50:51 -0800, "DeathWish"
Post by DeathWish
I always got "measure twice, cut once." 9_9
My dad likes woodworking. =/
Post by The Most Offensive (Phuk Yew)
"Dont be a dumbass."
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DeathWish
2004-08-06 13:23:39 UTC
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Heh. Such an event would bring a whole new facet of meaning to the old
saying, "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned", I can guarantee you that
much. >;p
Post by Gargoyle
Well, hon, I feel sorry for your hubby if ya ever catch him cheating on
you! hehehe
On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 13:50:51 -0800, "DeathWish"
Post by DeathWish
I always got "measure twice, cut once." 9_9
My dad likes woodworking. =/
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"Dont be a dumbass."
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Gargoyle
2004-08-07 05:27:22 UTC
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That's what I mean. hehehe


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Post by DeathWish
Heh. Such an event would bring a whole new facet of meaning to the old
saying, "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned", I can guarantee you that
much. >;p
Post by Gargoyle
Well, hon, I feel sorry for your hubby if ya ever catch him cheating on
you! hehehe
On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 13:50:51 -0800, "DeathWish"
Post by DeathWish
I always got "measure twice, cut once." 9_9
My dad likes woodworking. =/
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"Dont be a dumbass."
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The Cunning Linguist :Þ
2004-08-08 03:41:18 UTC
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It seems your pilot light has gone out

|"DeathWish" <***@charter.net> wrote in message news:***@corp.supernews.com...
| Heh. Such an event would bring a whole new facet of meaning to the old
| saying, "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned", I can guarantee you that
| much. >;p
|
| "Gargoyle" <***@invalid.net> wrote in message
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| > Well, hon, I feel sorry for your hubby if ya ever catch him cheating on
| > you! hehehe
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The Most Offensive (Phuk Yew)
2004-08-08 07:03:45 UTC
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It seems your head is still up that bulbous ass of yours.
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It seems your pilot light has gone out
| Heh. Such an event would bring a whole new facet of meaning to the old
| saying, "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned", I can guarantee you that
| much. >;p
|
| > Well, hon, I feel sorry for your hubby if ya ever catch him cheating on
| > you! hehehe
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2004-08-08 16:50:32 UTC
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On Sun, 8 Aug 2004 03:03:45 -0400, "The Most Offensive \(Phuk Yew\)"
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It seems your head is still up that bulbous ass of yours.
and yours is still too empty to use spellcheck

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The Most Offensive (Phuk Yew)
2004-08-08 17:02:01 UTC
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Real STRAIGHT men don't need to use spellcheck or even spell word correktly,
gotit?
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Post by The Most Offensive (Phuk Yew)
It seems your head is still up that bulbous ass of yours.
and yours is still too empty to use spellcheck
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2004-08-05 18:07:50 UTC
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Post by Simon Fletcher
What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life in
general ?
"Don't take *my* word for it."

golwg

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theoneflasehaddock
2004-08-05 18:21:22 UTC
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Subject: What's the best advice that your father gave you?
Date: 8/5/2004 10:18 AM Central Daylight Time
What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life in
general ?
"I know I always said voting does no good, but this fuckhead is worse than
Nixon.

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blujuju
2004-08-05 23:42:23 UTC
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Post by Simon Fletcher
What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life in
general ?
"Take the beltway around DC, don't go through it."
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"blujuju" <***@THEOBVIOUSpeoplepc.com> wrote in message news:7WAQc.243741$%***@roc.nntpserver.com...
| Simon Fletcher wrote:
| > What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
| > father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life in
| > general ?
|
| "Take the beltway around DC, don't go through it."

That's a capitol idea!
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blujuju
2004-08-08 20:58:18 UTC
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Post by The Cunning Linguist :Þ
| > What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
| > father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life in
| > general ?
|
| "Take the beltway around DC, don't go through it."
That's a capitol idea!
Such a silly pun... why am I laughing so hard? heheheheheh

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Post by The Cunning Linguist :Þ
| > What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
| > father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life in
| > general ?
|
| "Take the beltway around DC, don't go through it."
That's a capitol idea!
Such a silly pun... why am I laughing so hard? heheheheheh

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Medusa Slox
2004-08-06 01:41:34 UTC
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Post by Simon Fletcher
What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life in
general ?
"Close your left eye" he said, as we were walking into the dimly lit bar..

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Gargoyle
2004-08-06 06:02:51 UTC
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My Father said to me, "Son, just remember that "humans" are, by their very
nature, a resentful and vicious lot. Use that resentfullness and
visciousness to their disadvantage. If you remember nothing else but that
one thing, you'll do just fine on earth." Yup. That's what he told me, all
right. Luckily, for me, I happened to remember more than just that one
thing. hehehe
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What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life in
general ?
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The Cunning Linguist :Þ
2004-08-05 23:52:06 UTC
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| What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
| father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life in
| general ?

Son, women are like busses. If you have to get off one, don't worry. Another
one will be by in a few minutes
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2004-08-06 13:09:32 UTC
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| What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
| father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life in
| general ?
Son, women are like busses. If you have to get off one, don't worry. Another
one will be by in a few minutes
doubt it,timber boi.when you get off one (which you never have) youd
be forking out funeral expenses to bury the flattened
bitch...hehehehehhehe

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2004-08-06 18:57:57 UTC
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cacked this fuckin treat out!
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| What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
| father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life in
| general ?
Son, women are like busses. If you have to get off one, don't worry. Another
one will be by in a few minutes
doubt it,timber boi.when you get off one (which you never have) youd
be forking out funeral expenses to bury the flattened
bitch...hehehehehhehe
I am not fat, I'm pleasingly plump


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2004-08-07 03:40:50 UTC
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Post by Screamingwitch©2004
On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 18:52:06 -0500, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ"
cacked this fuckin treat out!
Post by The Cunning Linguist :Þ
| What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
| father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life in
| general ?
Son, women are like busses. If you have to get off one, don't worry. Another
one will be by in a few minutes
doubt it,timber boi.when you get off one (which you never have) youd
be forking out funeral expenses to bury the flattened
bitch...hehehehehhehe
I am not fat, I'm pleasingly plump
The politically correct term is gravitationally challenged.
Aunty Kreist
2004-08-07 07:51:37 UTC
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Subject: Re: What's the best advice that your father gave you?
Date: 8/6/2004 11:40 PM Eastern Standard Time
Post by Talesin
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Post by Screamingwitch©2004
On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 18:52:06 -0500, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ"
cacked this fuckin treat out!
Post by The Cunning Linguist :Þ
| What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
| father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life in
| general ?
Son, women are like busses. If you have to get off one, don't worry.
Another
Post by Talesin
Post by Screamingwitch©2004
Post by The Cunning Linguist :Þ
one will be by in a few minutes
doubt it,timber boi.when you get off one (which you never have) youd
be forking out funeral expenses to bury the flattened
bitch...hehehehehhehe
I am not fat, I'm pleasingly plump
The politically correct term is gravitationally challenged.
"Stuffy".
Talesin
2004-08-08 04:05:18 UTC
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Subject: Re: What's the best advice that your father gave you?
Date: 8/6/2004 11:40 PM Eastern Standard Time
Post by Talesin
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Post by Screamingwitch©2004
On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 18:52:06 -0500, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ"
cacked this fuckin treat out!
Post by The Cunning Linguist :Þ
| What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
| father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life in
| general ?
Son, women are like busses. If you have to get off one, don't worry.
Another
Post by Talesin
Post by Screamingwitch©2004
Post by The Cunning Linguist :Þ
one will be by in a few minutes
doubt it,timber boi.when you get off one (which you never have) youd
be forking out funeral expenses to bury the flattened
bitch...hehehehehhehe
I am not fat, I'm pleasingly plump
The politically correct term is gravitationally challenged.
"Stuffy".
Is that what you've named your little hairy friend down below?


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Aunty Kreist
2004-08-08 04:23:04 UTC
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Subject: Re: What's the best advice that your father gave you?
Date: 8/8/2004 12:05 AM Eastern Standard Time
Post by Aunty Kreist
Subject: Re: What's the best advice that your father gave you?
Date: 8/6/2004 11:40 PM Eastern Standard Time
Post by Talesin
On Fri, 06 Aug 2004 14:09:32 +0100, Screamingwitch©2004
Post by Screamingwitch©2004
On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 18:52:06 -0500, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ"
cacked this fuckin treat out!
Post by The Cunning Linguist :Þ
| What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
| father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life in
| general ?
Son, women are like busses. If you have to get off one, don't worry.
Another
Post by Talesin
Post by Screamingwitch©2004
Post by The Cunning Linguist :Þ
one will be by in a few minutes
doubt it,timber boi.when you get off one (which you never have) youd
be forking out funeral expenses to bury the flattened
bitch...hehehehehhehe
I am not fat, I'm pleasingly plump
The politically correct term is gravitationally challenged.
"Stuffy".
Is that what you've named your little hairy friend down below?
No, it's the description of your fat-stuffed gut.
Talesin
2004-08-08 05:39:28 UTC
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Post by Aunty Kreist
Subject: Re: What's the best advice that your father gave you?
Date: 8/8/2004 12:05 AM Eastern Standard Time
Post by Aunty Kreist
Subject: Re: What's the best advice that your father gave you?
Date: 8/6/2004 11:40 PM Eastern Standard Time
Post by Talesin
On Fri, 06 Aug 2004 14:09:32 +0100, Screamingwitch©2004
Post by Screamingwitch©2004
On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 18:52:06 -0500, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ"
cacked this fuckin treat out!
Post by The Cunning Linguist :Þ
| What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
| father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life in
| general ?
Son, women are like busses. If you have to get off one, don't worry.
Another
Post by Talesin
Post by Screamingwitch©2004
Post by The Cunning Linguist :Þ
one will be by in a few minutes
doubt it,timber boi.when you get off one (which you never have) youd
be forking out funeral expenses to bury the flattened
bitch...hehehehehhehe
I am not fat, I'm pleasingly plump
The politically correct term is gravitationally challenged.
"Stuffy".
Is that what you've named your little hairy friend down below?
No, it's the description of your fat-stuffed gut.
Oh gosh.. how original

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Talesin
2004-08-08 04:04:54 UTC
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Post by Gmanusrex
Post by Talesin
On Fri, 06 Aug 2004 14:09:32 +0100, Screamingwitch©2004
Post by Screamingwitch©2004
On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 18:52:06 -0500, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ"
cacked this fuckin treat out!
Post by The Cunning Linguist :Þ
| What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
| father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life in
| general ?
Son, women are like busses. If you have to get off one, don't worry. Another
one will be by in a few minutes
doubt it,timber boi.when you get off one (which you never have) youd
be forking out funeral expenses to bury the flattened
bitch...hehehehehhehe
I am not fat, I'm pleasingly plump
The politically correct term is gravitationally challenged.
Actually the correct term is 'big belly, big feet, big hands, big... '

you figure out the rest nimrod

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Gmanusrex
2004-08-09 03:30:21 UTC
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Post by Talesin
Post by Gmanusrex
Post by Talesin
On Fri, 06 Aug 2004 14:09:32 +0100, Screamingwitch©2004
Post by Screamingwitch©2004
On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 18:52:06 -0500, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ"
cacked this fuckin treat out!
Post by The Cunning Linguist :Þ
| What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
| father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life in
| general ?
Son, women are like busses. If you have to get off one, don't worry. Another
one will be by in a few minutes
doubt it,timber boi.when you get off one (which you never have) youd
be forking out funeral expenses to bury the flattened
bitch...hehehehehhehe
I am not fat, I'm pleasingly plump
The politically correct term is gravitationally challenged.
Actually the correct term is 'big belly, big feet, big hands, big... '
you figure out the rest nimrod
Ass?
Ayauhteotl
2004-08-11 21:35:25 UTC
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Gargoyle
2004-08-07 05:27:22 UTC
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On Fri, 06 Aug 2004 14:09:32 +0100, Screamingwitch©2004
Post by Screamingwitch©2004
On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 18:52:06 -0500, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ"
cacked this fuckin treat out!
Post by The Cunning Linguist :Þ
| What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
| father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life in
| general ?
Son, women are like busses. If you have to get off one, don't worry. Another
one will be by in a few minutes
doubt it,timber boi.when you get off one (which you never have) youd
be forking out funeral expenses to bury the flattened
bitch...hehehehehhehe
There "she" blows! Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss hehehe

Gargoyle - The Evil Mr. Peanut. ]>;)-~~~~~~~

"Those who live by the Lie, die by the Lie." - Vladimirus
Screamingwitch©2004
2004-08-07 10:52:39 UTC
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On Fri, 06 Aug 2004 22:27:22 -0700, Gargoyle
<***@invalid.net> :
cacked this fuckin treat out!
Post by Talesin
On Fri, 06 Aug 2004 14:09:32 +0100, Screamingwitch©2004
Post by Screamingwitch©2004
On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 18:52:06 -0500, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ"
cacked this fuckin treat out!
Post by The Cunning Linguist :Þ
| What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
| father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life in
| general ?
Son, women are like busses. If you have to get off one, don't worry. Another
one will be by in a few minutes
doubt it,timber boi.when you get off one (which you never have) youd
be forking out funeral expenses to bury the flattened
bitch...hehehehehhehe
There "she" blows! Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss hehehe
heheheheh hiya gargy.hows it hanging?
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Gargoyle
2004-08-08 03:44:29 UTC
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On Sat, 07 Aug 2004 11:52:39 +0100, Screamingwitch©2004
Post by Screamingwitch©2004
On Fri, 06 Aug 2004 22:27:22 -0700, Gargoyle
cacked this fuckin treat out!
Post by Talesin
On Fri, 06 Aug 2004 14:09:32 +0100, Screamingwitch©2004
Post by Screamingwitch©2004
On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 18:52:06 -0500, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ"
cacked this fuckin treat out!
Post by The Cunning Linguist :Þ
| What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
| father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life in
| general ?
Son, women are like busses. If you have to get off one, don't worry. Another
one will be by in a few minutes
doubt it,timber boi.when you get off one (which you never have) youd
be forking out funeral expenses to bury the flattened
bitch...hehehehehhehe
There "she" blows! Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss hehehe
heheheheh hiya gargy.hows it hanging?
Well, since you asked...down and to the left at the moment. How ya doin'
schwee'hart! hehehe
Post by Screamingwitch©2004
Post by Talesin
Gargoyle - The Evil Mr. Peanut. ]>;)-~~~~~~~
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Gargoyle - The Evil Mr. Peanut. ]>;)-~~~~~~~

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Talesin
2004-08-06 18:57:36 UTC
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On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 18:52:06 -0500, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ"
Post by The Cunning Linguist :Þ
| What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
| father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life in
| general ?
Son, women are like busses. If you have to get off one, don't worry. Another
one will be by in a few minutes
and I love driving the short bus!!


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"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
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Gmanusrex
2004-08-07 03:40:17 UTC
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On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 18:52:06 -0500, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ"
Post by The Cunning Linguist :Þ
| What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
| father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life in
| general ?
Son, women are like busses. If you have to get off one, don't worry. Another
one will be by in a few minutes
Gee there's a sign of an enlightened mind. No wonder you keep getting
divorced.
The Cunning Linguist :Þ
2004-08-08 03:41:18 UTC
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"Gmanusrex" <***@hahaha.com> wrote in message news:***@4ax.com...
| On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 18:52:06 -0500, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ"
| <***@yahoo.com> wrote:
|
| >
| >"Simon Fletcher" <***@hotmail.com> wrote in message
| >news:***@posting.google.com...
| >| What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
| >| father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life in
| >| general ?
| >
| >Son, women are like busses. If you have to get off one, don't worry.
Another
| >one will be by in a few minutes
|
| Gee there's a sign of an enlightened mind. No wonder you keep getting
| divorced.

Well thank you Mr. Psychotic Vampire Skank of the Month Club
So, how many times have I been divorced?
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Gmanusrex
2004-08-09 03:34:52 UTC
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On Sun, 08 Aug 2004 03:41:18 GMT, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ"
Post by The Cunning Linguist :Þ
| On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 18:52:06 -0500, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ"
|
| >
| >| What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
| >| father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life in
| >| general ?
| >
| >Son, women are like busses. If you have to get off one, don't worry.
Another
| >one will be by in a few minutes
|
| Gee there's a sign of an enlightened mind. No wonder you keep getting
| divorced.
Well thank you Mr. Psychotic Vampire Skank of the Month Club
So, how many times have I been divorced?
Ooooooo I touched a nerve there eh? Hmmmmmm at least once that I know
of and I'll add one more for good measure.

And btw, you had her before I did.
The Cunning Linguist :Þ
2004-08-10 01:48:13 UTC
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"Gmanusrex" <***@hahaha.com> wrote in message news:***@4ax.com...
| On Sun, 08 Aug 2004 03:41:18 GMT, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ"
| <***@yahoo.com> wrote:
|
| >
| >"Gmanusrex" <***@hahaha.com> wrote in message
| >news:***@4ax.com...
| >| On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 18:52:06 -0500, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ"
| >| <***@yahoo.com> wrote:
| >|
| >| >
| >| >"Simon Fletcher" <***@hotmail.com> wrote in message
| >| >news:***@posting.google.com...
| >| >| What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
| >| >| father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life
in
| >| >| general ?
| >| >
| >| >Son, women are like busses. If you have to get off one, don't worry.
| >Another
| >| >one will be by in a few minutes
| >|
| >| Gee there's a sign of an enlightened mind. No wonder you keep getting
| >| divorced.
| >
| >Well thank you Mr. Psychotic Vampire Skank of the Month Club
| >So, how many times have I been divorced?
|
| Ooooooo I touched a nerve there eh? Hmmmmmm at least once that I know
| of and I'll add one more for good measure.
|

Wrong Try again

| And btw, you had her before I did.

Dream on, skankophile. I would not touch that pig with *your* dick
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Lady Chatterly
2004-08-10 06:12:13 UTC
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Post by The Cunning Linguist :Þ
|
| >
| >| On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 18:52:06 -0500, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ"
| >|
| >| >
| >| >| What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
| >| >| father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life
in
| >| >| general ?
| >| >
| >| >Son, women are like busses. If you have to get off one, don't worry.
| >Another
| >| >one will be by in a few minutes
| >|
| >| Gee there's a sign of an enlightened mind. No wonder you keep getting
| >| divorced.
| >
| >Well thank you Mr. Psychotic Vampire Skank of the Month Club
| >So, how many times have I been divorced?
|
| Ooooooo I touched a nerve there eh? Hmmmmmm at least once that I know
| of and I'll add one more for good measure.
|
Wrong Try again
What makes you so sure about that?
Post by The Cunning Linguist :Þ
| And btw, you had her before I did.
Why do you think so?
Post by The Cunning Linguist :Þ
Dream on, skankophile. I would not touch that pig with *your* dick
The whining room is down the hall and to the left. Please be sure to take
advantage of it.
Gargoyle
2004-08-07 05:27:22 UTC
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So, not only did your maw whore around, your daddy did, too! I'm surprised
you even know who your real parents are! Or.... do you? hehehe


On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 18:52:06 -0500, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ"
Post by The Cunning Linguist :Þ
| What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
| father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life in
| general ?
Son, women are like busses. If you have to get off one, don't worry. Another
one will be by in a few minutes
Gargoyle - The Evil Mr. Peanut. ]>;)-~~~~~~~

"Those who live by the Lie, die by the Lie." - Vladimirus
Talesin
2004-08-06 18:56:46 UTC
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Post by Simon Fletcher
What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life in
general ?
Not to stick corn cobs up my anus without using a shitload of lube
first!!


--

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"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush

http://home.kc.rr.com/pendragonsloft

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Grande Maul
2004-08-08 04:42:34 UTC
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"Take a real good look at the mother"


GM
"Simon Fletcher" <***@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
| What's the best (serious, or even humorous) advice that your birth
| father really gave and / or still gives you, about living and life in
| general ?
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